kerbot2000's quotation blog

Ali G: What is the chances that me will eventually die?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:18:45 -0800

Ali G: What is the chances that me will eventually die?
C Everett Koop: One hundred percent.

"Let go of your hate."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:06:29 -0800

“Let go of your hate.”

- Luke Skywalker

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:50:13 -0700

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

- George Burns

"To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have."

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:46:25 -0700

“To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have.”

- Ken Keyes

"Never compare your inside with somebody else’s outside."

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:45:26 -0700

“Never compare your inside with somebody else’s outside.”

- Hugh Macleod

"I do believe there is a God, despite the existence of Carrot Top’s career."

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:45:17 -0700

“I do believe there is a God, despite the existence of Carrot Top’s career.”

- “Weird Al” Yankovic

"I am not this body that imprisons me."

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:45:43 -0700

“I am not this body that imprisons me.”

- The Mountain Goats

"Take me where the action ain’t."

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:11:56 -0700

“Take me where the action ain’t.”

- Paul Westerberg

"Everything is possible, but nothing is real."

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:00:55 -0700

“Everything is possible, but nothing is real.”

- Living Colour

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:16:31 -0800

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”

- Shakespeare

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away."

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:38:01 -0800

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”

- Philip K. Dick

"The end of life is not to achieve pleasure and avoid pain. The end of life is to do the will of God,..."

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:27:40 -0800

“The end of life is not to achieve pleasure and avoid pain. The end of life is to do the will of God, come what may.”

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Release, and you will be released."

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:23:01 -0800

“Release, and you will be released.”

- Luke 6:37c

"Stop endangering yourself."

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:21:55 -0800

“Stop endangering yourself.”

- Nelson Muntz

"Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one."

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:50:17 -0800

“Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.”

- Benjamin Franklin

"…No man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell..."

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:17:00 -0800

“…No man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it. The principle runs through all life from top to bottom. Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. Submit to death, death of your ambitions and favourite wishes every day and death of your whole body in the end: submit with every fibre of your being, and you will find eternal life.”

- CS Lewis

"If you believe in nothing, then nothing’s what you’ll get."

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:55:02 -0800

“If you believe in nothing, then nothing’s what you’ll get.”

- Stephen Colbert

"The best things always come unexpectedly."

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:30:00 -0700

“The best things always come unexpectedly.”

- The Replacements

"He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass."

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:40:16 -0700

“He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass.”

- George Herbert

"Whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:30:33 -0700

“Whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.”

- Max Ehrmann